herbal.medicine…한약.or.보약.they.swear.by.this.stuff
stockpiling…anything.and.everything
force.feeding…밥더줄까…no.thank.you.i’m.full…아니야.밥더먹어라.많이먹어라
punishments…their.hand.can.become.one.dangerous.weapon
talking.smack…it’s.like.normal.conversation.for.them
spam…they.say.they.buy.it.because.we.like.it…sure…
socks…you.can.never.have.enough
arguing.over.paying.the.bill…and.then.you.are.indebted.to.them
never.paying.with.a.card.only.with.cash…gotta.pull.out.those.crispy.benjamins
pale.skin…i.don’t.know.why
Jesus…who.doesn’t
threatening.to.kill.you…죽을래
paper.and.plastic.bags…every.korean.house.is.stashed.with.an.arsenal.of.these
beans…콩
korean.dramas…gotta.say.i.like.them.too
corningware…to.cook.them.korean.foods.in
child.labor…only.way.they’ll.allow.friends.over.other.than.to.study
bargaining…every.cent.matters
thinking.everyone.speaks.korean…and.even.with.the.confused.expression.
on.the.child’s.face…they.keep.going
snooping…she.knows.what.and.where.everything.in.your.room.is…EVERYTHING
saving.wrapping.paper…oh.how.very.true.this.is
never.saying.i.love.you…they.may.feel.it.but.they.don’t.vocalize.it
tall.men…being.short.is.a.derformity
scrubbing…to.remove.that.때
taking.pictures.of.the.unmentionables.when.you’re.small…
especially.if.you’re.a.guy
musical.children…why.do.you.think.so.many.of.us.play.an.instrument…or.several
non.tattered.clothes…holey.jeans.are.a.sin
things.made.in.korea…afterall.they.were.made.there.too
stealing.napkins.and.condiments…korean.mothers.are.the.true.tree.killers
making.seaweed.soup.on.your.birthday…미역국
pointing.out.physical.deformities…literally.pointing.at.that.person
bragging…children.are.especially.the.money.banks.of.bragging.rights.for.korean.moms
living.together…family.is.key
washing.dishes.by.hand…dish.washers.don’t.clean.the.dishes.as.well.as.i.do.
and.they.waste.water
mother.in.law…daughter.in.law.adversity…typical.korean.drama.plot
being.the.best.kind.of.asian…최고
not.wasting.money…every.korean.mom.has.a.stash.somewhere.in.their.house.
especially.of.new.and.crisp.bills
telling.people.they.are.fat…a.classic
straight.a’s…probably.more.so.for.bragging.rights.than.anything.else
their.sons…we.are.the.pride.of.them.ajuhmas…daughters.not.as.much
making.other.people’s.problems.their.own…gots.to.always.get.themselves.involved
giving.the.old.stank.eye…every.korean.mom.has.their.signature.pose
their.own.cooking…think.they.cook.the.best…even.if.they.don’t…
but.my.mom.does:D
announcing.they.want.to.die…너.엄마.죽는.꼴.보고싶니
comparing…you’re.accomplishments.alone.are.never.enough…
you.must.be.better.than.everyone.else
perms…파마.recently.my.mom.tried.to.give.me.one.while.laughing.hysterically…
i.don’t.know.where.the.fascination.of.curls.comes.from
HAPPY.MOTHER’S.DAY.엄마
i.love.my.mom
